15 Biggest Wrestling Narcissists

2. Lex Luger

AKA: The Total Package, The Narcissist

You have to rank Flexy Lexy in the top three, if only because he was so obsessed with his perfect body that he metamorphosed from Lex Luger to THE NARCISSIST. In this persona, he was accompanied to the ring by scantily clad ladies who would angle his body-length mirror for him, assuredly for optimum baby oil glean. At one point, he even had fireworks go off during this process, for added glamor.

Even outside his Narcissist persona, though, Lex was delightfully self-obsessed. He called himself The Total Package, and would consistently discuss his absurdly low body fat percentage as if it were a threat. YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME HUH, I'M THE TOTAL PACKAGE, I GOT 2% BODY FAT! Vader was like 50% body fat and could beat Luger to death with ease, but you wouldn't want to see him smeared in baby oil.