15 Biggest Wrestling Narcissists

1. Rick Rude

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AKA: The Ravishing One

I've written about Rick Rude before, always in glowing terms. How can you vote against a guy with that perm, that mustache, those airbrushed tights, and that porno sax music? Not to mention his habit on gyrating before, after, and sometimes during matches, and his insistence on the entire audience piping down so that the women in attendance could enjoy it properly.

Along among those on this list, Rude was able to bring his ridiculously exaggerated persona with him outside the ring. He appeared on both Arsenio Hall and Regis and Kathy Lee, the latter of which was some of the greatest television ever committed to film. He was always fantastic in the ring as well, from getting good matches out of the Ultimate Warrior to ruling WCW as the centerpiece of the Dangerous Alliance.

Plus, he could make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater.

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