18 Reasons Why Last Night's WWE Raw Was An Absolute Mess

16. Who Could Possibly Care?

Heavy Machinery are the bushwhackers now and it sucks bye
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Braun Strowman and Baron Corbin's Elimination Chamber bout was a garbage house show main event, a stinking angle, and another step backwards for the ailing 'Monster Among Men,' who has never felt more normal or boring.

WWE, in all their wisdom, decided to book a rematch one night later, but who could possibly give a f*ck anymore? The writers certainly don't. They've all but given up on Strowman as a pushed commodity and recently presented Corbin as the reason their ratings are in the toilet. On top of this, the Elimination Chamber "match" (in which Strowman was attacked by Corbin, Bobby Lashley, and Drew McIntyre) went down like a reeking fart in an elevator, so what the hell was this doing on Raw 24 hours later?

Braun's victory was the only positive to come from this tables match, though it came after 14 tedious minutes. Hopefully he'll now move onto something more interesting.

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