5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Sept 14)

Tweets without a pause and rebels without a cause.

WWE

It has finally happened.

We have finally bore witness to the most lame sight one will ever see on WWE television and the most contrived sight one will ever see on WWE television.

Competition is fierce, obviously. It's WWE.

WWE is incredibly lame. On last week's episode of SmackDown, Zelina Vega breathed straight fire in the direction of Brie Bella by referring to her show not by its true name of Total Bellas, but Total Bores. Haha! It begins with a 'B', but is in fact an insult. WWE scripts its babyfaces to say naff b*llocks like 'Sparklecrotch' and 'I'm sorry that my comments about your vest last week got you fired from TGI Fridays', which confirmed Finn Bálor as the greatest worker on the planet because he still found a way to smile, as opposed to not spontaneously combust, immediately afterwards.

WWE is also incredibly contrived. When the company ramps up the promotion for the Money In The Bank pay-per-view, those unlucky enough to qualify for the eponymous matches are ordered to climb atop the ladders and hurl childish insults at one another.

This week, WWE unleashed the lamest and most contrived insult.

Of all time.

This made "snivelling, little suck-up sell-out full of sufferin' succotash, son" look like David f*cking Mamet...

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