5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Sept 14)

4. "You Can't Bloody Say Owt These Days!"

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In news from the second horniest Attitude Era commentator, Jerry Lawler is at it again, and by "it", we mean raging against 'PC' culture because WWE no longer allows him to reduce the female performers to sex objects created for his leering titillation.

Speaking on his Dinner With The King podcast recently, and we think we know what's on the menu, Lawler had the following to say:

"Now it’s all about empowering women and that’s a big political correct thing these days and everything, so WWE jumped right on that, so it’s about empowering women. They actually came to us and said, ‘Do not ever say that women are sexy or that they’re good looking or that they’re beautiful. You must treat them exactly like you would a male athlete.'"

"They actually said to us." Actually, as in, get a load of this. Imagine the concept of women being treated as equals to men! Imagine also Lawler commentating on Ronda Rousey. He'd ruin her badass aura in an instant.

"Well, Bart Simpson used to say "eat my shorts", but it looks like Ronda's shorts are eating her! Yippee!"

Lawler suffered a stroke having sex with his girlfriend earlier this year. What possible good could arise from him being subjected to more stimulation?

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