Prepare for a ton of moaning and "I wish I was a booker", guys. These days, a lot of long time WWE fans feel that the company just isn't as GOOD as it used to be. And this is blamed on a lot of things. The PG rating, the lack of blood and puppies, no WWE ice cream bars, Linda McMahon's senate campaign, the complete and total ABSENCE of the Gobbledy Gooker... I could go on and on (and jaded smarks in their Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt usually do). But in truth, the product IS stagnating. And if we look at just how the product is presented to us, we can see that there's a number of things they USED to do that, for some reason, they just don't do anymore. And three hours of Raw and two hours of Smackdown a week is a long time to be bored (Wait, Main Event and Superstars?? oh, GODDAMN IT!!) So today, I'm going to reel off some of my ideas which could help make the TV time a bit more interesting. Feel free to throw in your own ideas in the comments. And then print them off, wrap them round a brick and head for Titan Towers (we will get through to them somehow)
Stephen Maher has been a rock star, a bouncer, a banker and a busker on various streets in various countries. He's hung out with Robert Plant, he was at Nelson Mandela's birthday and he's swapped stories with prostitutes and crack addicts. He once performed at a Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras by accident. These days, he passes the time by writing about music, wrestling, games and other forms of nerdery. And he rarely drinks the blood of the innocent.
