8. Sin Cara Penis
Sticking with that part of the anatomy, we might as well move onto a relatively recent piece of merchandise created for everyone's favourite Mexican mishap, Sin Cara. Let it be known that I like the guy. From Mistico to Sin Cara, I've always wanted him to do well. Unfortunately, his entire WWE run has been the one big botch. Whether it's messing up moves or being constantly injured, Sin Cara has spent more time being laughed at than being impressive, so it should come as no shock that his first ever piece of WWE Merchandise had to be recalled because they messed it up. Poor Sin Cara. Touted as being the next Rey Mysterio one day, the next his t-shirt is being pulled from shelves because it looked like he exposed himself on it. Admittedly this time, it wasn't his fault, either the costume designer, photographer or photo editor should have noticed before the shirt hit the shelves. It's hard enough to explain to people why you have a completely golden masked man on your chest, never mind having to explain to them why his "pene" is hanging out. And anyway, the golden pervert gimmick was played out years ago by Goldust.