WWE: 10 Random Wrestling Images That Demand An Explanation
8. Midget Wrestler Gets Dropkicked Into Next Week
What is it: In an effort to get me to spit Coke out all over my keyboard, a normal-sized wrestler bops a midget on the skull (not unlike a Three Stooges cartoon) and stuns him on the apron. With a head of steam, this masked midget killer unleashes a dropkick so powerful that the tiny person goes flying off of the apron and to the floor. Certainly, I'm not advocating normal-on-midget violence but, when matched up against an individual who is vertically challenged, sometimes you just have to dropkick the piss out of them and let the chips fall where they may. After watching it about 328 more times, you start to feel bad for the little guy but then you observe that he is wearing what appear to be footy pajamas and then you're happy to see him flying to his demise one more time. Possible Explanation: I'm not exactly sure what the tiny half-bear, half-monkey midget did to anger the mean man in the mask but I do know that watching a midget flying through the air like he was just shot out of a cannon is one of the funniest things I've seen all day. Perhaps the little person punched the normal-sized wrestler in the ankle, maybe the half-bear, half-monkey man is a dirty thief, or maybe that's Hornswoggle under the mask and the normal-sized wrestler is a dispenser of justice for the wrestling world.