9. Renee Young Can't Hold It Anymore
What is it: Here we have the lovely Renee Young straddling a urinal like she's at a Bears-Packers game and looking rather proud about it. Obviously this is just a goof by the talented Renee, however can you imagine the scenario this image brings to mind?
Possible Explanation: Imagine this... After sending 3000 stalker-like emails over the past couple of months to the lovely Renee Young, you close your laptop with a sigh. 'Man, what would I do to get a piece of her' you think. 'She probably doesn't even know I exist. She probably has someone filter her email inbox, and all my messages are automatically deleted. That would just be my freakin luck.' Your phone vibrates in your pocket. It's an email from Renee Young! "I'm in the bathroom waiting for you, and I have a surprise. Hurry." Excitedly, you jam your phone back in your pocket and rush over to Titan Towers. When you get there, Biff the failed high school athlete who now works the security gate in Stamford is blocking your entrance. You bribe Biff with his favorite can of Skoal, and push past him, into the lobby of WWE. You scramble to the elevator and stab the up button on the elevator. You can't help but break into a huge grin, because finally- you're about to fulfill your fantasy. The elevator doors finally open, you climb in and press 5. You're so nervous you wipe your sweaty palms on your jeans and check your appearance in the reflective elevator door. You take a deep breath, and hum along to the elevator music, which happens to be the Triple H entrance theme. You try and think of something sexy to say to Renee when you see her, but it seems that your brain has a lack of blood flow at the moment. The elevator doors open and you rush down the hall toward the women's restroom. "Renee," you yell as you kick open the door, "I'm finally here. I got your message and- Renee?" You check all the stalls, but they are empty. There's no one in here. "Shit." You mutter to yourself. You must've been too late. Pissed and dejected, you open the women's door and enter the hall. Then you hear her calling your name... from the men's restroom! Elated, you turn and charge through the door, and say, "I'm so happy I found you, because we can finally...OHMYGODWHATAREYOUDOING?!?!" You stop dead in your tracks as you watch the beautiful announcer of WWE straddling a urinal like a drunken frat boy on Tuesday Wing Night. Renee has a surprise for you all right, and it's name is Captain Winkie.