WWE: 6 Non-Attitude Era Events That Cost Linda McMahon The Election

6. The Snitsky Miscarriage Angle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnKwKn4D8Rs Right off the bat, we have Snitsky, bringer of abortions. For those of you unaware with the WWE in 2004, Kane was in a middle of an average storyline for old Kane. He kidnapped Lita, and through the implication of rape, had implanted his demon seed in the former WWE Diva. After defeating her then-boyfriend Matt Hardy at that year's Summerslam, he was able to force Lita into marriage, and would physically abuse her during their marriage. Already this sounds like something that the Linda election team would rather erase every notion of proof of this story than allow it to be shown, but it gets much worse. Enter Gene Snitsky. Snitsky would make his debut on a episode of RAW as a jobber awaiting the Kane onslaught. However, as Lita prevented Kane from being the evil rascal we all know and love, Snitsky would hit Kane with a steel chair, causing Kane to fall on Lita and kill the child that she was carrying. You are reading that correctly, the WWE had a fake miscarriage in a WWE ring. Snitsky would then take no blame for the death, proclaiming it wasn't his fault. To prove his innocence, he would go about carrying a baby doll, and at the drop of a hat, punted the doll into the auidence. Just as any caring parent would do. However, the now good guy rapist Kane, patron of forced marriage, would now hunt down the villainous baby punting Snitsky in a series of dull, boring matches that are probably more deserving of being erased from the memory of man than the angles. At least they're unintentionally funny. The sad truth than this isn't even the most disgusting act that Kane or Lita have been in.
 
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