Brock Lesnar is currently on his Go To Hell tour, WWE seems to be in the middle of their Change the Channel tour. It feels like every week that Raw gets harder and harder to sit through. Instead of new, exciting characters being called up and given a legitimate push, we get Ashley from HR going over on Seth Rollins. Elsewhere this week in the world of wrestling, Tomasso Ciampa pulled a Rick Rude of sorts by showing up on both NXT and Impact in recent weeks...except for it was months ago that he filmed his TNA appearance, so it was really more awkward timing than anything. We saw that even the mighty Paul Heyman, who could make a match between a dish rag and soap scum seem like a cant miss event, couldnt get us to care about Brock vs. Big Show. And WWE booked two six person tag matches during commercial breaks on Raw. Did no one writing the show realize that? Or do they just not care anymore? Well, lets not waste anymore time. Go find the nearest cult leader, put on your favorite farm animal mask, don't shower for the next week, and lets celebrate WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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