Ivan Edward Joseph Davison IV (real name, unfortunately) is a bit Russian, bit Irish, mostly British freelance writer, photographer and general pop culture vulture. He currently ranks in the mid 20 range in the game of life. His inability to experience anything without commenting on it mercilessly led him to this site. He currently resides in the lovely, bright and vibrant town of Washington, Tyne & Wear, which he hates greatly and lies about frequently and recently.