4. James Bond
My name is Bond, James Bond. Tell the truth, who out there repeated this famous line of dialogue over and over again but with your actual name instead of Bonds? Is everyones hand up? Good. They should be. In all seriousness, what is there not to love and be envious of about James Bond? He is the marque spy of all spies. He wears the suit we all wished we could pull off. He has the entire British Secret Service and their arsenal of spy gadgets at his disposal. He always has the newest and flashiest car. He has the good looks and is suave enough to get a new Bond girl, or girls, wherever he happens to be. Heck, his specific drink order of a vodka martini shaken not stirred is cooler and more popular than any of us ever will be. And last but not least, how can you not wish you had in your procession an actual government issued license to kill like Bond has? Enough said.