8. Kate Winslet
The next time you and your friend are sitting in a diner, threatening to stab each other in the jugular with plastic sporks because neither of you can decide whos more talented, Cate Blanchett or Tilda Swinton, well, put those utensils down, dum-dums, because Kate Winslet kicks both their asses. Sure, she didnt let Jack on that door (
hnf, Rose), but in real life, Kate Winslet just seems, well, awesome. She infamously dragged
GQ over the coals when they Photoshopped her to appear thinner, and like a fine wine, just keeps getting better with age. Shes Botox free,
and borking a toy boy named Im not kidding Ned Rocknroll. Of course Id prefer it if Kate ran away with me to Belize where we would eat mangoes naked on the beach, but still, muchos respect, madame. The youngest person to ever be nominated for six Oscars, (count em, six), Kate Winslet also somehow found the time to set up the Golden Hat Foundation, which helps autistic children. Hats off to you, Kate! Im sorry. Im sorry. That sentence was clichéd and terrible. But I hope Kate forgives me Tilda wouldnt. Tilda would just stare at me with her dark, soulless, unblinking eyes until I evaporated into a puff of dust.