9. Nightmare Feddy
If you want to make sure your children have life long issues and mental trauma, get them a Nightmare Feddy. Looking remarkably like Freddy from A Nightmare On Elm Street, for anyone who is unfamiliar with the Wes Craven classic, Freddy was a pedophile and child killer who was burnt alive and then came back in your dreams to kill you. I'm sure the trademark burnt face and stripey jumper are a simple coincidence, and his name is Feddy, not Freddy so they are completely different. If you are thinking of getting one, remember it's only suitable for ages 4 and up!