10 Truly Terrible Movies That Fanboys Insist Are Awesome

1. The Dark Knight Rises

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This is going to be therapeutic. Say it with me: The Dark Knight Rises is a bad movie. You know it, I know it, so let€™s stop pretending it was a satisfying finale to Christopher Nolan€™s mostly wonderful Batman trilogy. Up until recently, I defended The Dark Knight Rises as a flawed but overall successful capper to one of the best trilogies in modern cinema. I saw it three times in theaters and immediately bought the Blu-Ray when it was released. When I reviewed this movie on a podcast back in late July, my cohosts and I all agreed it was a €œreally good€ movie, even though we spent about 80% of the review complaining about murky plotting, the inadequacy of Bane as a villain, the sidelining of Batman and Catwoman in the second half, and the frustrating €œhaving its cake and eating it too€ elements of the climax and coda. I think this is because it€™s difficult for us to come to grips with the fact that Christopher Nolan, one of the most dynamic and innovative filmmakers working in Hollywood today, finally made an out-and-out terrible movie. We needed this movie to be great, and when it wasn€™t, we all rationalized away our issues with it. But the first step is admitting there is a problem €“ or rather, plenty of problems that make The Dark Knight Rises an awful movie. Perhaps it€™s easier to list the elements that do work in The Dark Knight Rises: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman? Sure, but after a few fun early scenes, the movie doesn€™t know what to do with her. Bane€™s takeover of Gotham City? It€™s an effective cinematic sequence, for sure, but it makes very little sense (particularly the aftermath). Showing Batman€™s increasing weakness? That works for some of the film, but then all of that is undermined after a friendly prison doctor corrects Bruce Wayne€™s back in a matter of weeks, leaving him right as rain for his second showdown with Bane. The €œshocking€ reveal that Marion Cotillard€™s character was actually the devious Talia al Ghul pulling strings the entire time? It feels anticlimactic and tacked on to give the audience one big surprise (and the expository flashback plays like a less effective version of a similar revelation in Nolan€™s infinitely superior The Prestige). Even though it isn€™t as self-evidently terrible as something like Spider-Man 3, The Dark Knight Rises is one of the biggest disappointments in recent memory. Factors like Heath Ledger€™s sudden death certainly hindered how Nolan could conclude his wildly popular trilogy, so what we€™re left with is an unfortunate finale we€™ve all made excuses for. As time goes on, the shortcomings of this movie will become even clearer as it continues to fade from memory.
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I recently received an MFA in screenwriting from the University of Texas-Austin, and I am a rabid fan of all things cinema. As much as I love movies, I might be starting to love TV even more thanks to shows like Breaking Bad, The Wire, and Game of Thrones. Currently I write and cohost a blog/podcast called Reel Fanatics. I'm from the Midwest, so I'm obligated to be obsessed with the Green Bay Packers. I'm also a direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. You can also follow me on Twitter - @ballsdontread.