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Financed and co-written by underground rapper R.A. “The Rugged Man” Thorburn and directed by the legendary Frank Henenlotter (Basket Case, Frankenhooker), Bad Biology was shot at the tail end of Dubya’s presidency, and its remit appears to have been to offend as many Republicans as possible. A film where showering starlets are attacked by a penis monster, Bad Biology is the kind of movie that the characters from Basket Case would’ve paid to see.

Born with 7 clitorises, Jennifer (Charlee Danielson) needs orgasms the way a junkie needs a fix, and after each one night stand she gives birth to “an unfinished mutant baby” that ends up in a dumpster. She meets her match in Batz (Anthony Sneed), who began injecting steroids into his heart’s delight as a teenager and now has an XXL member that can tap out Morse code when it needs feeding.

After witnessing a hooker experience an “everlasting orgasm” courtesy of Batz’s gift, Jennifer decides she’s found Mr Right and tries to become his latest conquest, which is when his pride and joy detaches and slithers away in pursuit of underwear models.