10 Brilliantly Stupid TV Guide Descriptions Of Classic Movies

3. Out Of Time

Denzel€™s To Do List : 1) Reconcile with hot wife (Eva Mendes!) 2) Solve double murder (his lover & her husband!) 3) find missing cash ($450,000!) And he€™s only got 24 hours to do it. Yikes! Denzel is gonna be busy.
This writer should produce the description for all TV guides. It is a synopsis that sums up the film brilliantly, telling the audience exactly what they are going to get. A sexy actress, a thriller and murder mystery all under a ticking clock. Is Denzel going to be 'Out Of time?' It certainly looks that way, though only the hardest cynic would believe he would fail to do all three in the 24 hour window. Imagine other descriptions of classic films. Andy's to do list: 1) Solve the mystery of who killed his wife. 2) prove his innocence 3) escape from Shawshank Prison. And he's only got 20 years to do it...okay...perhaps that one didn't work quite so well...
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