10 Most Brutal Apocalypses In Cinema

2. The Christian Apocalypse

This is one out of left field for you all. Try googling €˜religious apocalypse films€™. Then pick your jaw back up off the floor before God sees you and thinks you€™re taking the mickey. There are a scary number of B-movies out there about the end times. It seems that Christians really enjoy making and watching films where they€™re proved right over and over. The oddly violent €˜Left Behind€™ series of sixteen bestselling novels about the final days after the Rapture, when the Antichrist is given the world to use as a chew toy as God€™s judgement (at least, we think that€™s the idea €“ there are a lot of theologists with a lot of opinions on the subject, and frankly they€™re best left to it) has been adapted into a trilogy of films which is currently in the process of being rebooted into a bigger budget franchise. In the meantime, there€™s the A Thief In The Night series of four films, a different take on the same Christian armageddon scenario, and The Moment After trilogy, about€ well, you may have guessed already. Hollywood's had a crack at it too, with the Prophecy movies allowing Christopher Walken to play a sarcastic archangel, which is something to actually thank God for. Meanwhile recent comedy This Is The End is a less faithful and goofier look at the same subject; but all essentially involve all the best people in the world being teleported to heaven and God abandoning the earth to the Devil as a punishment: which may be a wet dream to fundamentalists, but is several different kinds of grotesquely horrifying to the rest of us. It€™s the fact that this is divinely ordained that is so awful about the Christian apocalypse, aside from all the, you know, horror and death and Antichrist-sitting-on-a-throne-of-skulls thing. Every other apocalypse on this list is the result of something going horribly wrong €“ and some of these cataclysms can even be fixed €“ but this€ this is all God€™s plan€
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