10 Classic Horror Films That Aren't Scary Any More

6. Friday The 13th

Having gained notoriety first as the director of Together (€œFinally, an X-rated picture your wife or girlfriend can enjoy!€), then as the producer of The Last House On The Left, Sean S Cunningham turned out a string of flops before calling his friend Victor Miller in the summer of 1979 and saying, €œHalloween is making a lot of money. Why don€™t we rip it off?€ Friday The 13th€™s most interesting aspects are what it blatantly copies (title, opening sequence, basic premise) and what it€™s too unsophisticated to even attempt (widescreen cinematography, hiring name actors, slow-burn suspense). Every hoary cliché worked its way into Miller€™s script: the scenic town with a Dark Past; the Prophet of Doom; the Comically Unhelpful Cop; the Car That Won€™t Start; the Climactic Thunderstorm; the Talking Villain; the It-Was-Only-A-Dream Scene. The picture proved you didn€™t need name actors or even a good script to enjoy a monster hit, just a knock-off of a popular title. Viewed today, the scariest thing about the film is that it made so much money by underestimating the good taste of the general public.
Contributor

Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'