10 Crazy Ways Living In A Movie Would Ruin Your Life

1. You're Much More Likely To Die

Psycho Death is something that pervades through just about every film genre - whether you end up in a comedy, a horror, a drama or even a romance (I'm looking at you, Nicholas Sparks). Death can be just around the corner, and so it seems like you're far more likely to die in a movie than in real life. You might be the skeevy stoner who gets killed by the murderer at the end of the first act, you might be the romantic lead ripped away from your partner in the final seconds of the film, or you might be a disposable goon shot to bits by John McClane. Whatever your station, your life may well be gambled for the sake of pathos or just pure entertainment; simply, by living in a film world, your life expectancy is significantly decreased. What would you hate about living in a film world? Let us know in the comments below.
 
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Frequently sleep-deprived film addict and video game obsessive who spends more time than is healthy in darkened London screening rooms. Follow his twitter on @ShaunMunroFilm or e-mail him at shaneo632 [at] gmail.com.