10 Creepiest Movies About Stalkers

6. There's Something About Mary (1998)

The second of Ben Stiller€™s films in this list, released only two years later, also features a stalker€ which raises some concern about the younger Mr. Stiller, really... unless directors Peter and Robert Farrelly are projecting something onto him... In fact, There€™s Something About Mary doesn€™t just feature a stalker. It€™s about stalking, as an activity. Everyone is stalking Mary, played with fresh-faced verve by Cameron Diaz. Our obsessed hero Ted is trying to find her to requite the unrequited love he had for her as a teenager, while the horrendously vulgar PI he hires to find her is stalking her because he€™s an unreconstructed creep, her best friend is lying to her about who he is and where he€™s from because he€™s also stalking her, and (it transpires) Ted€™s best friend isn€™t actually who he says he is either, but is an ex-boyfriend of Mary€™s who€™s also stalking her. Even Mary€™s roommate€™s boyfriend is only going out with her because he€™s stalking Mary. Naturally, Ted gets the girl when he decides to stop deluding himself and get on with his real life, because it€™s a gross-out romantic comedy, and that€™s what happens in those. What€™s odd about this film €“ and what makes it stand out from the rest of this list €“ is that the utterly repellent, creepy, intrusive, delusional men trying to insert themselves into Mary€™s life don€™t impact upon her in the slightest. Instead, they get into each other€™s way, their nightmarish antics only serving to impede their equally deranged rivals. It€™s like if you were watching a serial killer movie and the murderer kept being foiled by other knife-wielding maniacs after the same person. Hang on€ that€™s a great idea.
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