10 Famous Movies That Sold Themselves On Boobs Alone
6. Tomb Raider
Yet another game adaptation with its sole intent being 90 minutes of gratification for the pubescent boys who spent days or weeks trying to find the best angle to view the main character's pointy, pixelated chest. Tomb Raider is basically Indiana Jones without any of the wittiness, or National Treasure without Nicolas Cage dialing each scene up to 11 on the Crazy Eyes scale, or really any adventure movie with at least one scene set in the desert... just with a bigger cup size. And while the casting of Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft is inspired, the film (and its sequel) has so little substance and direction that it feels exactly like watching your friend play through the Tomb Raider game without quite knowing how all the buttons work.
Yet another game adaptation with its sole intent being 90 minutes of gratification for the pubescent boys who spent days or weeks trying to find the best angle to view the main character's pointy, pixelated chest. Tomb Raider is basically Indiana Jones without any of the wittiness, or National Treasure without Nicolas Cage dialing each scene up to 11 on the Crazy Eyes scale, or really any adventure movie with at least one scene set in the desert... just with a bigger cup size. And while the casting of Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft is inspired, the film (and its sequel) has so little substance and direction that it feels exactly like watching your friend play through the Tomb Raider game without quite knowing how all the buttons work.