In 2032 toilet paper will be a thing of the past and we'll soon be using the Three Seashells to clean up our number twos instead, or at least that's what Demolition Man predicts. I don't know what they do, but they're designed to make our bathroom duties much more comfortable and pleasurable, and that's something I'm very down with. They've been a curiosity of many since the film was released in 1993 and yet no one has ever been able to give a clear answer as to their apparently obvious uses, not even the star Sylvester Stallone, who once claimed that,"you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what's left with the third." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBI8uCKi2lI Now, I don't know about you, but that doesn't sound too practical or graceful to me - I thought everything in the future was designed to make things easier for us? Others have theorised it's just a fancy version of a bidet, but that doesn't sound too futuristic or exciting either. Regardless, everyone is using them in the future and they have no issues with putting them near their nether regions, so they must be pretty useful.
Ian is a North Eastern lad who has written across a variety of mediums. An avid tea drinker with a custard cream addiction, Ian is the guardian of five foot tall inflatable penguin called Kevin.
