10 Films Coming In 2016 That Really Shouldn't Exist
2. Gods Of Egypt
Catastrophically miscalculated casting aside, this Alex Proyas (he of I, Robot) flick could be slated simply for its attempts to take Exodus: Gods and Kings, throw in some Transformers CGI and hope that writing the title in gold would be enough to claw back some of the US$140 million spent on this cheese-fest. Its hard enough to convince yourself Gerard Butler isnt about to utter the immortal words welcoming watchers to Sparta, let alone distract yourself from Nikolaj Coster-Waldaus questionable leather eyepatch and the fact that this film uses more blue screen backdrops than Star Wars Episode II something few ever thought possible. Still, if youre a fan of shiny things, semi-robotic gods, beasts, demons and more prophetic proverbs than The Hunger Games, youll probably love it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBnK2wNQSo
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