10 Films Coming In 2016 That Really Shouldn't Exist

7. Bourne 5

Yes, Damon€™s back. Having evidently determined a strong dislike for somebody other than himself portraying Ludlum€™s lead man €“ even if that someone is Jeremy Renner €“ mixed-martial arts Matt and his serial amnesiac Jason Bourne are back for another anti-establishment, government research-revealing romp, alongside Julia Stiles and, wait for it, Tommy Lee Jones. OK, so no single Bourne film ever precisely followed the plot of the original books, each borrowing a little (or a lot) from spy-fi to get the job done. But the original trilogy is widely and consistently celebrated as a cinematic success €“ and, rightly, one that should be left well alone. The Bourne Legacy left a slightly sour taste largely because it simply wasn€™t one of the first three films. It wasn€™t bad, it just wasn€™t, well, Bourne. That€™s not to say Damon and director Paul Greengrass can€™t make more movie magic (see Green Zone), but a return to Bourne nine years after Ultimatum smarts of brand-reliance of the worst sort. In 2007, right after his last Bourne outing, Damon opined, €œWe have ridden that horse as far as we can." Evidently he€™s found a new donkey.
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