10 Foolproof Movie Methods For Murdering Your Spouse

3. Don't Let Anything Be Traced Back To You (Strangers On A Train, 1951)

In an ideal world, you€™ll be able to manipulate events so that nothing can be traced back to you, thus removing any need for brazen lying under oath or improvising the perfect getaway. That€™s the premise of the Hitchcock classic Strangers On A Train, in which two men meet by chance on the titular public transport and agree to swap victims. Bruno will kill Guy€™s wife so that he can be free to marry a senator€™s daughter and facilitate his burgeoning career in politics; in turn, Guy will kill Bruno€™s father. Since establishing motive is a key part of bringing a criminal case to bear, even if either man is suspected there€™s no way he€™ll be charged. It€™s a brilliant plan, with only two drawbacks: number one, Bruno is a psychopath with a tenuous relationship with reality, and number two, Guy hasn€™t actually agreed to it when the two part company. However, Bruno - not being quite all there - thinks that they have and goes ahead with his part of the €˜deal€™, killing Guy€™s wife. When Guy refuses to live up to his end, having thought the whole conversation was a joke, Bruno makes it clear that he can still frame Guy for his wife€™s death. After all, the husband is the prime suspect, and who better to plant evidence than the real killer? This is where Bruno€™s plan falls apart, because he€™s blackmailing an unwilling accomplice into committing his murder, thereby creating a scenario where the man committing his crime is actively looking for a way to implicate him on it. Still€ the set-up is pitch perfect. It€™s just those two drawbacks that muddy the playing field.
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