10 Funny Or Die Movies We Wish Were Real

9. 2 Girls 1 Cup: The Movie

You are reading this right now. Which I assume means you know a thing or two about a little entity we like to call The Internet„. So being an Internet aficionado I assume you know about 2 Girls, 1 Cup. You don€™t? Really? Ok, well open a new tab and google it. Go on. I€™ll wait. Go ahead. You back? I know right!! Funny or Die present Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan as the titular (hehe) ladies in question and I completely agree with their casting. Two actresses whose range goes from Trashy to Trashier would be perfect. But I don€™t imagine this as a broad puerile comedy played for gross out humour. Oh no. I€™m thinking more along the lines of a serious psychological drama directed by Darren Aronofsky. You know, the guy that did Black Swan and Requiem For A Dream. His style of bleak and probing human inspection would be perfect. He€™s already proved he€™s a dab hand at shooting movies where two actresses have to get it on (thank you Darren, thank you very much) and would write the perfect script. Two girls in a male-dominated world, both from broken homes having to do anything to get by. Forced by sleazy hippie-types into filming this sick movie that unexpectedly goes viral. They€™re recognised on the streets, they can€™t live normal lives, if they ever did to begin with. An existential thriller along these lines would be something I€™d watch. Just as long as they don€™t show any poo on screen. None whatsoever.