10 Ghastly Movie Kisses We Wish We Could Unsee
3. Cabin in the Woods
Cabin in the Woods somehow managed to make a kiss both scary and gross. Housed inside the famed cabin in the woods, teenagers are bouncing around, oblivious to the death around the corner that we paid money to see (what is wrong with us?!). On a dare, the stereotypical blonde female (Anna Hutchison) is not asked to make out with one of the nearby hunks, but instead, a taxidermied wolf. A crazy, insane looking, I-will-rip-your-face-off snarling wolf.
And God, does she make out with it. This isnt just a peck on his widdle cute nose, she gets all up in his grill with that feisty tongue of hers while we all cringe in our seats, uncomfortable not only from witnessing someone make out with a dead animal but also fearing that, at any moment, it might come alive and shred her face into taco meat.
Im sure it killed whatever horniness teenagers had when they plunked down their cash at the theater. Damn you Joss Whedon!