3. Iran Didn't Want Zoolander Supporting Gay Rights
Believe it or not, despite being an intentionally bone-headed comedy with little semblance to reality, Zoolander has kicked up a political fuss in multiple countries. Its central contention that the fashion industry relies on sweatshops saw it banned in Malyasia, and it took until 2004 for the film to get a legit release in Singapore too. That sort of makes sense. You don't want some big Hollywood name coming over and besmirching your country's good name. What's mind-boggling is the reason Iran gave for banning Zoolander during its release in 2001: it was seen as been supportive of homosexuality. Zoolander is a film with no gay characters. Well, there's a montage where Ben Stiller's Derek, Owen Wilson's Hansel, Christine Taylor's Matilda and a sherpa may or may not have group sex, but for the most part the film is 100% hetero. Perhaps the sight of a load of men flouncing around in fabulous clothes and spending a lot of time on their hair is gay to Iran. Bit homophobic, Iran.
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