4. Not Seeing Christy Was Crazy
Okay, I can't believe I haven't brought Eduardo up in this post, and I do apologize if Christy is a real person. But Mark, I know you had your website stuff (I love that I say that like it's not a huge multimillion dollar corporation now), and people don't seem to necessarily be your strong suit, but when Eduardo says "Christy's -- Christy's crazy man." YOU DON'T ANSWER BY SAYING "Is that fun?" MARK. Come on man. Your friend was in trouble and you're thinking about his sex life? We need to talk.
Disclaimer: You can easily defend this by saying that he could have some kind of social ineptness. But for the article, we're gonna pretend that isn't true.