10 Highly Successful Actors Who Don't Actually Act

4. Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is, when you really think about it, the male version of Kristen Stewart. In terms of emotional range, it'd be major news the world over if we were to observe Keanu actually smiling and looking comfortable whilst doing so. Since his role in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Reeves has appeared to be in a zen state, with an expression of sheer puzzlement perpetually plastered to his face. The theory behind Keanu's disbelief and blissful ignorance towards everything could very well be due to the fact the he actually is Ted "Theodore" Logan, and that the film in which that character appeared was a documentary, meaning each and every Reeves movie since has been a spin off sequel for our most excellent of adventurers. Why else would every single character being portrayed by the actor seem persistently confused by and mistrusting of literally every single situation he finds himself in? Furthermore, this would shed more light on the reason as to why Reeves donates the vast majority of his earnings from movies to charities, as he clearly does not understand why people are paying him enormous amounts of money; he's not an actor, he's just some dude.