3. Hank Evans/Charlie Baileygates (Me, Myself and Irene)
Charlie Baileygates (Jim Carrey) of
Me, Myself and Irene fame is a soft-natured Rhode Island State Trooper with a terrible affliction; Without his medication, schizophrenia kicks in ("advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage") and his darker alter-ego - Hank Evans - takes control. This produces hilarious consequences. Embarking on a journey to take a fugitive - Irene Waters (Renee Zellweger) - from Rhode Island to Massena, New York, Charlie loses his medication and is subsequently alternating between the Charlie and Hank personalities for the rest of the movie. The hilarity of the juxtaposition between the two personalities is summed up when Charlie is smiling at a small child who is drinking soda in a diner. Hank suddenly takes over and asks the child "what are you staring at, fu**er?" Other Hank-fuelled incidents include Irene discovering a large rubber sex toy that he had purchased, Charlie discovering Hank had undergone plastic surgery due to his 'weak chin' and a vending machine being smashed to pieces because it refused to give out any soda.
Quote: "
Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough."