10 Horror Movies With Nazi Villains

4. Yoga Hosers

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Not content with turning Justin Long into a walrus in Tusk, Kevin Smith returns with this deliberately dumb movie about two teenage convenience store clerks (Lil-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith) who end up fighting Nazi monsters.

With no ambition other than to recall wilfully absurd 80s “classics” Puppetmaster and Porkys, Smith casts Johnny Depp as Guy LaPointe, a legendary monster hunter on the trail of Bratzis (part bratwurst, part Nazi, all trouble) created by Andronicus Arcane, the most fearsome Canadian Nazi of them all. So strictly speaking, it’s a movie about Canadian Nazi Bratwurst who try to take over the world despite being only a foot tall.

Yes, Yoga Hosers is incredibly silly.

On the plus side, it never outstays its welcome at 88 minutes and nicely captures that 80s spirit, even tossing in references to The Shining and Gremlins for good measure. File it away on a shelf in between your VHS copies of Mannequin and Critters.

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'