10 Impossible Porn Parodies You Won't Believe Exist

9. Hairy Twatter - A Dreamzone Parody

One of the few recent that actually tries to do something clever with its title, it probably shouldn't have bothered for the sake of not having something quite so offensively dumb. The title does actually relate to the plot of the film, in which Ron forces Harry to cast a spell to make all of the girls in Hogwarts' pubic hair grow with unprecedented speed, because that's what we'd all use magic for if we could, isn't it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcDaF54YQ4c As worrying as it is that porn producers think that a set of fantasy movies about magical schoolchildren are fair game, at least they're up front about Ron and Hermione's lust for each other and we don't have to wait years for them to just spit it out already, although the accents are so dire that you might well not even make it past the first ten minutes.
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