7. Angelina Nolie - Surrogates
If you're presented with the opportunity to put Angelina Jolie on your movie poster, then you sure as hell aren't going to waste it - people love Jolie, and having her branded across your marketing material is a good way to get folks into theatres. But there are a few rules, of course, the main one of which kind of denotes that
Angelia Jolie should be in your freakin' movie. If you've ever seen
Surrogates (I don't recommend it), you'll know that she doesn't appear in it at all - not even for a second. Russia, of course, decided they wouldn't worry about trivial things like "the actors on the poster have to be in the movie." And why would they? Why the heck would they?