10 Least Terrifying MCU Villains

1. Malekith

Now, I€™m a big fan of Christopher Eccleston - one can only be socritical of the Ninth Doctor, after all - but his decision to take the part of Malekith in Thor 2 was something of a misstep. Sure, it might sound like a really sweet gig what with the potential for more work later on in a series, the prospect of all those free lunches at future fan conventions, and the traditional dumper truck full of cash which the producers drive up to prospective actors€™ houses, but when the part€™s as underpowered as Malekith is you€™re pretty comprehensively hamstrung. I mean, when you€™ve got Loki and Thor sparring so well, and when you forget to give Malekith any real identity beyond really, really wanting to get hold of that ruddy Aether, it€™s easy to just sort of forget about Malekith every time he wanders out of frame. Given how brilliantly malevolent Malekith was throughout his original run in the Thor comics in the mid-80s, that's a massive shame. It€™s the blankness of the character which strips him of any real threat. The most interesting line he€™s given is his response to Frigga (that name is pretty LOL for British audiences, by the way) when she says she€™ll never tell him where the Aether is: €œI believe you€. Cue a blade to the spine for the unfortunate Frigga. Sadly that€™s about it. He€™s a totally functional, flat character, which is a shame because Eccleston can do intense, malevolent and splenetic as well as anyone. Malekith€™s robotronic, Kanye-on-Runaway-sounding voice doesn€™t really help either. If he€™d used his own Salford accent, and gone around threatening to introduce people to his mate Stanley the box-cutter if they didn€™t step back and let him use the Aether to rid his beloved city of Scousers, he could€™ve been proper scary. Alas, as it was, he sounded like he was a whistleblower whose identity needed to be protected while he spilled the beans to Newsnight about disgraceful levels of cronyism and backhanders in a recently opened council-run swimming baths.
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Holding midfielder; can get forward. Decent engine.