3. Martha Dumptruck vs. High School (Heathers)
Girls are mean. High school is a four year stint of enduring a lot of mean girls. Theres a whole documentary you can watch, I think its called Unpleasant Wenches. High school was not kind to many people, particularly in the dark morbid world of Heathers, where friends accidentally poison each other and football players are mistakenly thought to be gay after being found naked and dead in the woods. Even in this world where teen suicide becomes a glamorized trend among Winona Ryders peers, Martha Dumptrcuk sorry- Dunnstock cannot catch a break. Imagine youre Martha: being overweight at that age is excruciatingly hard burden to bare what with those mean Heathers writing fake love letters to you so youll embarrass yourself in front of the jocks. You feel so trapped in your body and trapped in this vicious cycle of ridicule and loneliness that maybe suicide is the only answer. Its rather unfortunate when you do try to kill yourself since everyone else seems to be doing it but you are probably the only one who might have causality to be self-destructing. On top of that no one gives a crap even when you do and they think youre just trying to do it for the attention. F**k you Martha you wannabe fat loser. No one cares if youre dead because high school is hell.