10 Most Cringeworthy Onscreen Kisses In The History Of Movies

5. Woody Allen And Julia Roberts - Everyone Says I Love You

Back To The Future Kiss
Miramax

Mira Sorvino, Juliette Lewis, Mariel Hemingway, Elisabeth Shue, Helen Hunt, and Helena Bonham Carter. These are some of the women Woody Allen has cast opposite himself as a love interest. Because although he's an amazingly talented filmmaker, he's also a dirty old man who wants to make out with young Hollywood starlets any way possible.

But unlike all of the other many May-December relationships he's depicted in his oeuvre, there's nary a hint of chemistry with Julia Roberts.

No, it's pretty obvious that Julia wasn't exactly smitten with the idea of fooling around with Allen's old sack of bones, even if that sack of bones had a nearly impeccable directorial resume. That certainly carried over into their, ugh, lovemaking scenes. The actress looks more checked out than she did in Ocean's Twelve.

Allen on the other hand? He looks positively psyched! Which, again, just reinforces the air of grossness around his propensity for younger women. The guy's like Hugh Hefner with a less impressive collection of robes, and watching him prey on America's Sweetheart is simply not and enjoyable experience.

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