10 Most Embarrassing Movie Scenes To Watch With Your Mum

3. GoldenEye

Bond films are generally safe for the whole family to watch together, even with the inevitable necking. However, GoldenEye makes the list because of one very special lady: Xenia Onatopp. This super-naughty villain doesn't just ooze sex, but uses it as her weapon of choice.

Who can forget the shame they felt when the film jumped from Xenia boarding a boat with a hairy-faced companion to her straddling him with gusto? This comes right out of nowhere, and assaults us with gurning, animalistic noises, and stockings.

For viewers of a younger age, this is different to the Bond-movie sex we usually see. It's ferocious and violent, especially when Xenia squeezes her bedfellow between her thighs until he drops dead. And then her orgasmic screaming becomes the cherry on our cake of shame.

Any viewer who thinks the film will be awkwardness-free from this point gets a nasty surprise later, when Xenia ambushes Bond in a luxurious spa. Dressed in a skimpy robe, she tries several times to seduce the man himself, to no avail. The scene is as violently sexual as the one aboard the boat, with Bond very nearly killed between Xenia's thighs of steel.

Luckily, he finds a cheeky way to escape and the film moves on. But by then, the damage has been done.

While all Bond films have their embarrassing parts, GoldenEye's sex-and-death combo makes it a no-no for family afternoons.

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Kyle McManus is a freelance writer with a love of Star Wars, comics, books, 2000 AD, and scribbling his own bizarre brand of fiction. He hopes you enjoy reading the words he writes.