What's It About? An Englishman named Noddy buys a classic motorcycle that - insert dramatic music stab here - turns out to be possessed by a vengeful spirit. Sure enough, the bike begins to go out on its own to murder, maim and disobey a disturbing number perfectly reasonable traffic laws. Does It Live Up To The Name? It does not, simply due to the fact that it fails to capitalize off of the potential of a vampire motorcycle. While the bike craves blood and seems to have a fear of crosses and garlic, this revenge film is more of a Carrie rip-off than it is a gasoline-fueled parody of the vampire genre. For a movie that has no problem devoting serious screen time to a shuriken throwing priest, it feels surprisingly reluctant to dive into the vampire aspect of its billing in a more humorous way. It's an enjoyable enough B-movie that's fully aware of how awful it truly is, but you can't help but feel slightly disappointed this one didn't go even more over the top.
