Depp and Jolie have both done their fair share of onscreen smooching and have shown plenty of chemistry with other co-stars. They're both pretty attractive, and do a good job of portraying the epitomes of sexy man and woman. But could they have any less onscreen chemistry in this film? There are times during what is supposed to be sexy encounters in The Tourist where the duo seem to be acting in different films altogether, and seem to have forgotten entirely that they are supposed to be attracted to one another. When Depp comes up behind the lingerie-clad Jolie, grabs her hair and lays a wet one on her, you half expect her to beat the crap out of him. There's too much of a close up on the pancake-flat kiss (VOM), and should have just been left out altogether. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB1MpEQPyO0
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).