It doesn't matter that he thought he was kissing a beautiful sexy attractive lady: Jack Torrance, you are kissing a nasty mouldering old lady corpse, and you were loving it. The iconic bathtub scene (iconic both for the lady's remarkable bush, and the fact that it marks a further decline into Torrance's madness) proves both disgusting and morbidly fascinating. Can you imagine kissing someone that looks that sexy, only to open your eyes and see in a mirror that actually you're having a great make out session with a woman who is old, rotting, and really quite dead? Torrance's kissing techniques aren't exactly high up on the mind-blowing scale anyway - a little too squishy and intense at best - and he's also cheating on skinny Wendy while probs getting a massive boner. It's down right horrible. In fact, this one is so bad, you're not even allowed to see a clip of it.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
