4. The Cock and Bull - Doghouse
It was a tough choice for number 4. We could send you to the good old Winchester from Shaun of the Dead but let's face it the place was pretty totalled during the outbreak of Zombies ("Stop saying that!") and is likely to be a little crowded given the popularity of the movie so instead why not take a trip to The Cock and Bull from the Danny Dyer horror comedy Doghouse. The regulars are every bit as bloodthirsty but you're guaranteed a seat at the bar as it's not smack bang in the middle of London. Perhaps the worst thing about the Cock and Bull though is not the psychotic clientèle but the fact that it may be visited by the world's worst cock-er-nee wide boy Danny 'I can't act' Dyer. Now that would keep this writer from going anywhere! I barely leave the house just knowing he's walking the streets breathing my air. Anyway, on to the next pub folks.