9. Indiana Jones Indiana Jones Quadrilogy
Following the line of adventure, theres also the need for balance. Ed Blooms incessant tall tales will need to be tempered with an historians sense of factuality. The nature of Ed Blooms character will mean theres about as much chance of causing conflict as the UN has of stopping It. Add to this Indiana Jones equal love of adventure and youve got a recipe for success. This being a desert island, theres also the need for somebody a bit handy about the place. In the films weve seen Indy trekking through jungles, the desert, and even braving the odd sewer, so having him around on the island would be so much more than childish hero worship. On top of Ed Blooms penchant for whimsical adventure, Indy would lead you in with a plan. Probably with a plan which would involve a secret store of Nazi henchman kept on the desert island for you to blow up in a bloodless barrel-explosion too! What fun!