5. Gordon Brody (Freddy Got Fingered)
Well, what can be said about Gordon "Gord" Brody (Tom Green)? The man was a complete and utter buffoon and the star of one of the worst movies ever made. He was a 28 year old, unemployed, wannabe cartoonist who lived with his parents. He had spent his life pursuing his goal of getting his own animated TV series. He heads to Hollywood, gets a job in a cheese sandwich factory in Los Angeles, manages to speak to Dave Davidson, the CEO of a major animation studio, and shows him his drawings. Despite Davidson noting that the drawings are "pretty good", he outright rubbishes Gord's idea of an "X-Ray Cat" cartoon, calling it "f***ing stupid". Gord, rejected, returns home to his parents where he accuses his Father of molesting his 25 year old younger brother and indulges in "creative" activities such as rigging up a pully system which lifts sausages while he plays the keyboard.