4. Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick)
Movie: Ferris Buellers Day Off (1986)
Why Hes a Douche: When I was a student, I used to wonder why the general population had such animosity towards me. Then, when I graduated and was thrust into the cold, dark world of bills and responsibilities, I totally understood as if by magic. Bueller is a cocky little scrotum, who knows what he wants and knows exactly how to manipulate others into getting it. Hes young, popular and free and he knows it all too well. Whats not to hate?
Why You Love Him: You love him because you can live vicariously through him. He might be a little douche because hes so young and arrogant and free, but thats also why you cant help but like the little shit box so much. Because we all remember a time when we were exactly the same, and by god do we wish we could go back. And isnt that at the core of certain peoples venom toward students? No one likes to watch others be free, while they themselves are imprisoned, by a job they hate, or a marriage theyre bored with.