10 Movie Guys You Wouldn't Take Home To Meet Your Parents

10. Nick Swardson As Bucky Larson (Born To Be A Star)

Nick Swardson stars as Bucky Larson, a naïve, small-town young man with big buck-teeth who discovers that his reserved parents (Miriam Flynn and Edward Herrmann) were once famous porn stars in the 1970s. Bucky see this as his calling and decides to travel to California to become the next big porn sensation. Upon arrival he meets Kathy (played by Christina Ricci), a local waitress. The two have about as much chemistry as Angelina Jolie and a toaster, but somehow they hit it off and begin dating. Bucky goes on to become a huge porn star once the internet discovers that he has a ridiculously small penis and he can ejaculate almost instantly (for some reason this really connects with the average Joe who watches porn). Kathy remains by his side (for the most part), the entire time, we even watch the couple having sex, despite the fact that Bucky essentially has a baby penis. Now, it's one thing for these two to be in a relationship but you can't imagine that Kathy would be in any rush to have Bucky over for Thanksgiving dinner. Not only is he a known porn star, not only is his baby penis the focal selling point of his films. But he is simply retarded, and that€™s purely in a PC, literally meaning of the term. He is dim-witted and doesn€™t deserve a women as hot as Christine Ricci. On the other hand, he is indeed an inspiration to the entire small penis community, letting them know that there is hope for them yet.