10 Movie Remakes That Ripped Off Audiences

1. The Fog (2005)

the fog
Sony Pictures

If soulless horror remakes have a poster child then it must be The Fog, a movie that was written, shot and released in under 11 months. The frantic schedule didn€™'t produce a good (or even worthwhile) film, but it was never meant to because this is an exploitation movie for the multiplex era. Shamelessly trading on John Carpenter€™s name as well as the nostalgia for his 1980 film, The Fog €™05 is like an old friend who has been replaced by a pod person.

They have the same name, but every emotion and personality trait has been removed. What remains must have been spat out by a computer: a pair of good-looking actors from popular TV shows go to an island where spooky things happen and all the adults harbour a dark secret. One by one, they'€™re menaced by the ghosts from Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.

Then the film stops. Rupert Wainwright, who also directed the music video for MC Hammer'€™s Can'€™t Touch This, has yet to make another movie.

Contributor

Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'