10 Movie Remakes That Ripped Off Audiences

7. Total Recall (2012)

Total Recall Colin Farrell
Columbia Pictures

Two writers are credited with excising all the zingers and cartoonish mayhem from Paul Verhoeven€™'s 1990 film, one of whom is Kurt Wimmer, who scripted Law Abiding Citizen (2009) as well as the current Point Break remake. He also wrote and directed Ultraviolet (2006), where the world is paralysed by a virus named €œHGV€, and he manages to bring Verhoeven€™s classic down to the level of that clunker. Based on a story by Philip K Dick, Total Recall €™90 was one of the better adaptations of his work, full of endless twists and intriguing ideas, but the remake can'€™t even remain faithful to the earlier film, never mind the spirit of Dick€™s story.

Boring digital trickery is substituted for the original€™s Oscar winning special effects, which turns out to be a bad idea when the film junks the narrative in favour of lots of shouting and running around. So much plot has been removed, and replaced by blah chase sequences, that all the wit, invention and life gets sucked out of the story.

Jessica Biel suddenly appears, and there'€™s a chase. Bill Nighy suddenly appears, and there€™s a chase. Bryan Cranston (criminally underused in the Ronny Cox role) appears, and blah blah blah. We do get a 3-breasted mutant, though, so the filmmakers€™ priorities were elsewhere.

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'